As I Mature
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I've learned that u cnt make
someone love u. All u can do
is stalk dem n hope they
panic n give in.
I've learned tt no matter
how much i care, some ppl
are jus assholes.
I've learned tt it takes yrs
to build up trust, and it onli
takes suspicion, not proof,
to destroy it.
I've learned tt u can get by
on charm for abt 15 mins.
After tt, u'd better haf big
willy/boobs.
I've learned tt u shudn't
compare urself to others -
they are more screwed up
than u tink.
I've learned tt u can keep
vomitting long after u tink
u're finished.
I've learned tt we r
responsible for wad we do,
unless we r celebrities.
I've learned tt regardless
of how hot n steamy
relationship is at 1st, the
passion fades, n der had
better be a lot of $$$ to
take its place!
I've learned tt 99% of the
time when sth isn't working
in ur hse, one of ur kids did it.
I've learned tt the ppl u
care most abt in life are
taken frm u too soon and
all the less impt ones jus
neva go away.