as i mature

As I Mature
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I've learned that u cnt make

someone love u. All u can do

is stalk dem n hope they

panic n give in.

I've learned tt no matter

how much i care, some ppl

are jus assholes.

I've learned tt it takes yrs

to build up trust, and it onli

takes suspicion, not proof,
to destroy it.

I've learned tt u can get by

on charm for abt 15 mins.
After tt, u'd better haf big

willy/boobs.

I've learned tt u shudn't

compare urself to others -
they are more screwed up

than u tink.

I've learned tt u can keep

vomitting long after u tink

u're finished.

I've learned tt we r

responsible for wad we do,
unless we r celebrities.

I've learned tt regardless

of how hot n steamy

relationship is at 1st, the

passion fades, n der had

better be a lot of $$$ to

take its place!

I've learned tt 99% of the

time when sth isn't working

in ur hse, one of ur kids did it.

I've learned tt the ppl u

care most abt in life are

taken frm u too soon and

all the less impt ones jus

neva go away.